"No longer from head to foot than from hip to hip: she is spherical, like a globe; I could find out countries in her."
Dromio of Syracuse (The Comedy of Errors, Act III scene ii)
Happy 450th Shakespeare!
like the world’s youngest fashion designer omg
I saw an Animal Control van and I jokingly asked the guy if he had any cute animals in the back I could steal. He responded, “Not any cute ones” then proceeded with molesting a 13 year old. I made up that last part but he was creepy for real.