January 2010
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December 2009
“Addie realized she no longer hurt inside. She imagined all these soft foods,...”
– Jodi Picoult, Salem Falls
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“And then I felt sad because I realized that once people are broken in certain...”
– Life After God, Douglas Coupland (via lyriquediscorde) (via northerndownpour) (via buyhercandy) (via unicornology)
“All that is gold does not glitter, not all those who wander are lost; the old...”
– J.R.R. Tolkien (via quote-book)
“The fish trap exists because of the fish. Once you’ve gotten the fish you can...”
– Chuang Tzu (via yourhappyplace) (via quote-book)
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“A lie took two parties - the weaver of the tale and the sucker who so badly...”
– Jodi Picoult
do i look like a slut
avenue d
“These white boys, with their face a whole palette.”
– Jodi Picoult (said by a black judge after her white assistant blushes when he thinks he has made a racist comment)
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Who wanted Jake and Neytiri's braid tentacles to...
I did.
indierawk:
Peaches - Talk To Me.
Ahhh, what can...
indierawk:
Tegan and Sara - Back In Your...
“Since we all came from a women, got our name from a women, and our game from a...”
– Tupac Shakur (via bitchville)
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“I’ve always felt this way about 911. They need to make the number more...”
– Chelsea Handler talking about the crazy 911 calls from 2009. (woman calling about McDs ran out of McNuggets, woman called 911 on herself bc she was drunk driving).
loosely quoted from whitney cummins
Guys never want to get married. A friend the other day, he said, “I never want to get married. Marriage is like a prison.”
Marriage is not like a prison because in a prison, you get to have sex every day.
Listen dumba*s relatives on Intervention
It is so annoying when they complain about their druggie, mental relatives dating “losers”. HELLO! Your cutter, anorexic, alcoholic sister is a hot mess! So lay off her black boyfriend for playing video games.
RE: Amy W’s Intervention
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Now I remember why I don't leave voicemails...
because I sound like a bumbling retard.
yeah, not just a plain retard.
but a bumbling retard.
carry on.
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