February 2011
“Big news in the world of media - after months of negotiations, the government...”
– Conan O’Brien
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are you on facial book?
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roses are red
violets are blue
it’s valentine’s night
let’s use K-Y
Cameron Diaz "pretty sure" she bought pot from... →
Angelina Jolie rumored to star in a remake of...
“Who else could play it? Who do you get if not her? She’s a gigantic movie star, a great actress. She’s got an unbelievable variety of aspects to her.”
- Producer Scott Rudin
yerasorrysob:
REBLOG AND BRACE FOR THE KICK.
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January 2011
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“The problem of unmet expectations in marriage is primarily a problem of...”
– M. Scott Peck, A World Waiting to Be Born: Civility Rediscovered
I LOVE this guy’s books. Sometimes I’m initially put off by some of his statements … but if you stick it out and read how he gets from point A to point B, I find myself nodding my head and having to put down some of...
Today, my toddler stood up in the shopping cart...
Today, I went to the ER after a fall. Before the...
Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was...
omg, this would be me.
Today, my extremely superstitious girlfriend...
Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my...
This would probably never happen to me since I’m rollin’ in the dollah bills yo.
Today, I discovered that my wife isn't cheating on...
ikilledjackjohnson:
The Smashing Pumpkins -...
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OMG SUE! Cold as hell.
Mr. Schuester: I am going to expose you for the fraud that you have become.
Sue: Bring it on, William. I am reasonably confident that you will be adding revenge to the long list of things you’re no good at. Right next to being married, -
Mr Schuester: Don’t.
Sue: … running a high school glee club, and finding a hairstyle that doesn’t make you look like a lesbian…...
hit the gym step on the scales stare at the...
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